Twitter is everywhere. From business analysts, promising radical shifts in the typical marketing paradigm, to idiots who have nothing better to do than surf the web and share stuff, that’s just more stuff in a world already full of too much stuff. So why exactly does Twitter lack any noteworthy stuffing and suck so much? Well, it has a lot to do with a whole lot of stuff which you’ll probably Retweet, because nothing feeds on Twitter like pointless Tweets.
Why Twitter sucks enough to make me want to pull my gut out, only to swallow it right back:
#3 Blah, blah, blah my blah blah blah oh sH!t blah blah 3 characters remaining
140 characters doesn’t constitute a message, or even a status update. What makes it worse is that Twitter enforces you shut your mouth after those characters, or hell – post another godforsaken Tweet. Only other platform to swindle us for more usage would be Facebook. They do it much better!
#2 Oh, ma gawd! I totally nailed that! I actually took a gigantus dump!
Same old story – give a group of idiots some way to communicate to the rest of us their antics and developed idiocy, and not only will they use it, they will devour it. So now, your mother tells you stop playing Halo, you can tweet – like why can’t that stupid covenant bi@tch not shut up?!
#1 The “mylifematters” Syndrome
So you have an internet connection and Twitter doesn’t really demand much more than – time to announce yourself, your life, your emotional upheavals, and your every minute of every day of every month belonging to every year since Twitter spammed itself in our lives.
Stop glaring at me you stupid fat bird!
And the best reason why Twitter isn’t crap would be:
It works as great news sources, reportedly getting sound of occurrences an average of 7 minutes before any news agency this past year. While that’s just dandy, Twitter corrupted itself with the uncontrolled introduction of its API and the many bots it has harvested since that forsaken press conference.
Here’s what stings the most – you’ll find this article on Twitter and someone, somewhere just swallowed a regurgitated gut.
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