7 Reasons Why Mark Zuckerberg Is An Idiot

With Facebook ‘Places’ just launched a few hours ago, it’s important…no essential that we be the idiots who somehow try to dent the rep of its kitty-in-resident Mark Zuckerberg. Yes, you read it right – we said pussy. Get over it.

Over the years while we’ve seen the social network grow to such preposterous profits that we find the need to gift the idiot-in-charge one major dookie. Yes, you read it right – we said something important.

Without any more ado, it’s time for…

The 7 Moments In Time That Makes Mark Zuckerberg An Idiot

Mark Zuckerberg Idiot

  1. When you steal the premise for what will become the world’s most important and popular social online ecosystem, you should be spanked. But hey, what’s a cool $60 mil worth to this 26-year-old Shia LeBeouf look-alike. That’s the amount Facebook dished out to the guys who had the original idea. Bitchslap, anyone?
  2. When you’re a young idiot with a dream to earn bucket loads of money you tend to be a wee-bit naive. But here’s what our resident pretty boy did – got business cards that read “I’m CEO…bitch”. If you think we’re lying just run a Google search. We don’t lie about CEOs and bitches.
  3. This is the douche that gave us Beacon – the ultimate Facebook tool to come with the presumption that we are tools. Apart from letting our private information participate in an orgy of advertising and Coca-Cola, it also revealed how much of a wuss Zuckerberg continues to be.
  4. What does this guy expect us to do with privacy controls that are intricate enough to make two other activities seem almost simple: disarming a bomb and unhooking a bra. C’mon Mark, give us something that doesn’t completely make us want to pleasure ourselves to feel better.
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  6. The Facebook CEO deserves is not a nerd. He isn’t even relatively close to being one. That guy is just another idiot who wanted to be cool in college, and stumbled onto the idea of building a social network. One can only hope that the guys who actually run the Facebook come with more nuggets.
  7. The Hoodie is an object that those lame shoulders must not flaunt. It is an embarrassment. Here’s what Zuckerberg – Let the real man (read Steve Jobs) flaunt the nerd-dress, you still wearing your red Looney Tunes undies on the outside. Kapish?
  8. For somebody who speaks of “openness” like its part of his soul, he sure as hell doesn’t embody any part of it. When a Harvard alumni magazine published damning images of the CEO, he took them to court. If boy-Mark really believes in being open, how about this – make everything on your profile public. Inspire us man. Make us feel the love you douche.
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{ 6 comments… read them below or add one }

Some Random Guy November 23, 2010 at 2:13 pm

What stupid reasons. You must be some immature kid that just wants to cause trouble as you seem to still be in the “bad language phase”. Can you think of real reasons why Mark Zuckerberg is an idiot? Question numbers 2, 4, 5, and 6 are just opinions and that highly biased. 1, 3, 7 are too… just too attacking. You spend more time insulting Mark than actually placing in real reasons. You could just be proving now that Mark is no idiot as you have no good reasons and can’t say nothing but insults. So you’re one of his haters, instead of wasting time, do some real research on your topic and yes… sure a bit of it is funny… your insults, but please place this forum on a different website

Some Random Guy November 23, 2010 at 2:15 pm

I apologize, my line “You could just be proving now that Mark is no idiot as you have no good reasons and can’t say nothing but insults,” change the nothing to anything

stand by December 16, 2010 at 8:53 am

LOL, most of your reasons were bsed on the movie “the social network”.

TT January 14, 2011 at 8:21 am

@stand by

Hahaha, yeah I noticed that too…what a loser.

wufs February 22, 2011 at 8:12 pm

Well, he definitely is sorry-looking, has no style, Beacon was idiotic, and his gal-pal looks like a 12 year old Asian houseboy too.
Why is she with him? Hmmmm since 2004–the year Facebok went wld? Hmmmm Could billions of dollars be an inducement to someone to hook up with a homely guy? ASk Anna Nicole Smith.

PS: Some Random Guy–C’mon–admit it it: You are Zuckerberg!

Drew March 9, 2011 at 11:15 pm

Although this may be true, why would you post this about him?

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